I think I died a long time ago.
where am i from again
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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