your thong is hanging out like whoa
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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