It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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