Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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