This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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