Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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