K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
soo... how was my night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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