Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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