Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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