everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
There's always time for handjobs
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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