we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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