he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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