I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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