Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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