everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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