Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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