He is such a slut. More and more my type.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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