fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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