no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
