Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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