I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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