his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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