Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
this will be a night to untag.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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