i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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