Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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