he shaved USA in his pubs
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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