I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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