why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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