maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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