Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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