Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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