is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
