It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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