dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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