Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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