is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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