Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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