doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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