Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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