Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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