Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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