Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
ugly people sure do ruin things
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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