he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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