Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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