Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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