is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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