Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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