Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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