So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Randomize