We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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