i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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