with your own penis?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked