my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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