I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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