i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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